Hurt
damaged merchandise
Hurt
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owlgoggles20:

astutes:

A clock that writes the time.

This is so unnecessary I’ll take 20
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"Dear Julius, we never talk anymore. Rarely. just yelling and punching. I hate that Ive never stopped loving you and it sucks that you’re caught up on all these hoes who Will never treat you as good as I have. Your loss at some prime rib. Fuck you in the dick shithead"
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pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir
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"Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier."
Laurell K. Hamilton  (via thewilddreamcatcher)

~smile~

(via submissiveinclination)
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unflame:

i have an obsession with pineapples

this is what i call my ex boyfriend
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bitterboob:

this is my favourite thing on the internet
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